snazziest:

im a little teapot, short and stout

here is my handle, here is my spout

when i get all steamed up, hear me shout:

YEAH THIS ONE FOR MAH BITCHES WITH A FAT ASS IN DA FUCKIN CLUB

I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN DA CLUB??

FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES, FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES IN DA CLUB

I WANNA SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THA MOTHAFUCKIN CLUB

FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY BITCHES WHAAAT

(via whitnehhhhhh)

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

(Source: hateruess, via whitnehhhhhh)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via whitnehhhhhh)

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
- Dan Howell (via timid)

(Source: phanjam, via whitnehhhhhh)

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

(Source: giritina, via whitnehhhhhh)